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Farting: A new secret to a healthy life

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Everybody farts, so what? It is as natural as breathing is.

‘Pheeewww… how relieving it is when I release these inevitable puffs of air. Sometimes you do not have control over it while at other times you can hold it in.

Sometimes they are loud and odourless and at other times they just slip out quietly but deadly that the smell could wake a sleeping fellow up.

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Why do we fart?


We fart because we have swallowed some air for instance from chewing gum, smoking, having loose-fitting dentures and sucking on pen tops according to British National Health Service. Now apart from the air we swallow, the air we expel is as a result of the gasses produced by bacteria in the intestine during digestion. Intolerance to certain foods and mal-absorption of some food too causes farting. A smelly fart is not a bad thing o, in fact it is gathered that healthy eating makes it smell worse. If at any time you feel any discomfort from excessive fart, go see Dokita. Otherwise, feel free to fart as much as u can.

You will find the facts below about farts interesting;

  • The longest fart on record lasted 2 minutes and 42 seconds
  • You can’t fart silently if you remove all the hair around your anus
  • When you fart you lose 0.0371 grams of weight. Ladies let’s go on a farting spree!
  • Holding farts in is bad for your health.
  • Farts smell worse in the shower because your nose works better in high heat and humidity.
  • Farts contain hydrogen sulfide and have the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks and arthritis. In other words, sniffing farts is good for your health. In a surprise twist, researchers say smelling gas might prevent dementia. You can come live with me to stay healthy free of charge.
  • In the same vein, passing gas helps you live longer, so if you don’t fart very often, you need to start. Don’t try to surpress fart; it would amount to reducing your life’s expectancy.
  • Inhaling Hydrogen Sulphate, which is the main ingredient of fart has been proven to cause your brain to grow stronger and protects your brain from dementia.
  • Dead people may fart a lot right after dying.

So when next the air is knocking. Be kind enough to open the door. Be fearless and let it out as loud as your anus will allow you. Remember to sniff too; Secret to a healthy life.

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3 Comments

  • Reply
    Oloyede
    May 20, 2017 at 9:45 am

    what a nice and funny piece about farting
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  • Reply
    exquisite bob-kendy
    June 19, 2017 at 9:18 am

    And how true is the saying about, the sincerity between two couples that don’t fart or have never fart while together? Me I fart and fart aloud oh but naturally one feels kinda of ashame.

    • Reply
      Victor Doobig
      June 22, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      i don’t think there is anything to be ashamed about when u fart in the presence of your spouse.
      It should be an icebreaker sometimes… just something for couples to laugh silly about. Nice comment Bob-Kendy

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