This Man told Patrick Obahiagbon He is a Learner-Wishes him Happy Birthday in Words harder for him to Understand



If you have listened to Patrick Obahiagbon before, you will certainly think that his word and vocabulary formation is second to none. Well, I think he has just found his match. Tosin Ayo (Word Bank) sounds more fluid in his word play and someone should inform Patrick that somebody is about to retire him.

Tosin Ayo, a University Energy Law Teacher writes a letter to Patrick Obahiagbon on his birthday, only the two of them can understand.

Well, Patrick, if you get this, over to you.

But before you read this, I need to tell you to first down a full glass of water.


Read the letter below.


“Dear. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon,


“As you herald the observance of your earthly ascent cum natal pellegrination, fraternal origination and trumpetic monumentalization, I adulate your unapologetic, unattritional, uncompunctious literary obscenity, peculiar intellectual execration, blatant socialistic menstruation and avuncular political calibration bereft of cataclysmic buffoonery a la de die in diem antidepressant obtrusivity and fractious obstreperousness.


“A marveille bouquet of merited cognomen, flowery eulogia and cap-fitting panegyrics have flown tempestuously to your fons et origo and I am consensus ad idem with all the retinue of tributers that you remain an emulous non pareil epiphanic emblematization of public imagery and it will not amount to mindless rodomontading to espouse you as the indisputably earth-shattering jaw breaking slayer of communication and irrevocable literary avatar seised of a sui generis Heirophantic emission.


“I reverently wish you a recurrent decimation of our auditory discombobulation and a lifetime of ensorcelled sashaying of grandiose grandiloquence on the template of the breathing. May the Celestial trail blazers and the Cosmic hosts enrich your magnus opus with more obfuscation from the sacred Empyreans and grant you effeminate consecration, profound astounding eternal accreditation, systemic intrepidity, mental corrigendum and pious spiritual discernment as you hold aloft your extremely inspirational comic satire and incandescent flambeau to your patented constituents. Keep on tintinnabulating like the sounds of rhythmic ambivalence. Ad multos annos.

So, what am I writing? ‘Happy Birthday Sir.’

Oh thank goodness it is over.

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  • Reply
    April 17, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Serious brouhaha

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    April 21, 2017 at 7:57 am

    They are both suffering from the same type of mental disorder.

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